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stormthegalaxies:

So Donald Trump is staying down the street from where I live. And today was an unusually warm day and some lady, lord help me, some lady in the store I work at told me it was unusually warm today because the devil was here.

posted 2 years ago with 339,205 notes

How tf California in a dtougbt

dogpetter420:

handsssalloverr:

dogpetter420:

There’s water to the left of y'all
Like
Go get it.
It’s always been there.

you know how hard it is to take saltwater and make it drinkable? Not that simple

Why ont you start with removing the salt from ya attitude

posted 2 years ago with 581,713 notes

sopranish:
“ blackbarmitzvahs:
“ Can you imagine the conversation though?
Queen: I’m going
Chief of Staff: But, Your Majesty, the security risks…
Queen: I’m going I want cake
Chief of Staff:
Queen:
Chief of Staff:
Queen: I want cake
”
Bride: Eh, it’s...

abcdmcsquared:

tescosfinest:

i’m using Internet Explorer, i hope this posts quickly. happy new year 2011

The longer this goes on for the funnier it gets

posted 2 years ago with 1,578,455 notes

  • *orders something on amazon*
  • Me 5 mins later: where it at tho

posted 2 years ago with 258,803 notes

langleav:
“ New piece, hope you like it! xo Lang
………….
My NEW book Memories is now available via Amazon, BN.com + The Book Depository and bookstores worldwide.
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